Monday, July 8, 2013


Are you ordering pizza without extra toppings to save a little money? Are you looking to tear up those credit cards? Having second thoughts about buying that new comb?

In just two weeks you could be
looking at this!
Well, there is an answer. The University of Southern Eastern Michigan will begin it's next two week online program, E-Dentistry, on August 1, 2013. For 12 days, 2 hours per day, you will begin your learning from some of the finest lecturers in Southern Eastern Michigan. Yes, the complete ins and out of dentistry. After just two weeks you will amaze your friends with the number of scheduled appointments you will have.

Using your computer, you will be able to schedule your course hours online to fit your busy schedule. Out on a date? No problemo, senor!! While he or she goes to take a leak, you can quickly turn on your selected device and watch such lectures as, "Poking Around the Mouth For Oral Cancers", "Drilling Deep, Drilling Fast", "Injecting Novocaine and Not Stabbing Yourself",  "Using X-rays to Explain Anything", "Filling Cavities Poolside" or "Extracting Your First Tooth While Texting".

Just listen to what one of our dental graduates, Dr. Dan Barrowhandle had to say.

"I graduated top of my class at Brown. Had the world by the nipples. But, I was never fulfilled in my chosen career as a blacksmith. I just couldn't make ends meet. The days were long and hot. Imagine, 16 hours a day banging on an anvil. Luckily, a friend told me about USEM's E-Dentistry program. Now I spend only 4 hours a day banging my anvil and 3 hours a day treating patients. And that upper body strength I developed as a blacksmith sure comes in handy".

The University of Southern Eastern Michigan has trained hundreds of good looking people just like yourself using E-Dentistry. So, why not turn that lounging around time into suctioning blood and saliva time? And, if you pay in cash you will receive, once you graduate, one fully equipped dental chair, a matching colored stool and 200 - 4 ounce plastic "you can spit out now" cups. So don't wait. Keep that tired old job you have now and instead of going to the gym after work and doing the same old spin class, open up your appointment book, fill a few cavities, put some cash in your sash and make someone smile!

And remember, don't be fooled by imitators claiming to get you that degree in 7 days. Whether it's learning how to put on a face mask or implanting that incisor, you need to be properly trained. USEM's E-Dentistry has been fully accredited by Gooch's Greater Detroit Towing Service since 2010!

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