|Xbelievable: Before and After|
Ask yourself: have you been teased about your weight? Do you need to stand on two scales at once? Are you tired of being called, "Too Tall Jones"? Are you always the first to know when it begins to rain? If you can answer yes to any two of these questions, then read on.
Working in the back of his stores (2 convenient locations in the Phoenix area), Dr. Carmichael spent many years "fine tuning" his amazing discovery all the while grinding eyeglass lenses and secretly changing the letters on his eye charts. Yes, he guarantees that you will see the results you have been searching for or your money back. No bout a doubt it!
As seen on Good Morning, Nigeria and many other fine programs, Dr. Carmichael's amazing discovery is now available to the general public. Order Dr. Carmichael's super special formula today and begin taking in that waist band and rolling up those pants legs! Just be sure to follow Dr. Carmichael's instructions exactly, especially about where to place the end of the vacuum.
Here's how to order your key to the future right now.
Place four twenty dollar bills in sequential serial number order in an envelope with your address on it. Go to the lost and found department at Phoenix International Airport and find any package with a return address of Juarez, Mexico. Leave the envelope under the white chair in the room, take the package home with you and begin your new life!
Remember, be one of the first 3 callers within the first 30 minutes, or 2 hours, or whenever, and receive absolutely free with your order a pair of Dr. Carmichael's amazing binoculars. The most powerful in the world! The very same ones that let you see "from here to eternity".
...So get ready to shed those pounds, shorten those lower limbs and see the world!