"We had a pleasant stay," quipped the president. "Although, one night you're in the White House sleeping in Abe Lincoln's bed and the next night you're in a twin size roll around with Magic Fingers. We made due, although you sure run out of quarters real fast."
In what was a great embarrassment for the Obama administration, the First Family had to move out of the White House due to the recent government shutdown. Although the president would work at the White house during the day, he returned to their temporary residence in Falls Church each evening.
|Returning to the White House.|
Bigger beds and better roomservice
|A family torn apart.|
|Caught: grabbing a few |
muffins for the room.
In paragraph 3, the underlined word Old Hickory refers to:
A. Your girlfriend's first attempt at Chinese spare ribs
B. Hickory Dickory Doc's grandmother
C. An erection lasting more than 4 hours necessitating
either a trip to the ER or to Miley Cirus
D. Andrew Jackson
A. Teach them to spell America
B. Bring back the guillotine
C. Turn them into sniveling dung beetles
D. All of the above, especially B.
A. Clean up your desk and tone down the makeup
B. Stop seeing Chris for the umpteenth time
C. Jump ship and work for Hillary
D. Just jump ship